Sober historical analysis

April 8th, 2008

From The Edge of the American West:

President Bush came into power at a time of peace and prosperity. Absent a visit from rainbow-maned ponies, pulling carts filled with, um, heaping piles of peace and prosperity, President Bush will leave office with the country mired in not just one but two wars and the economy in shambles. Not to mention: he stole an election, used 9/11 to divide rather than unite the nation, shredded the Constitution, polluted the air and water, refused to throw a drowning city a flotation device, institutionalized torture, and…ZOMG, HE’S THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER!